Letters to Benny: The Moaning Eater


In today's edition of "Letters to Benny" young Vincent is clearly confused about life in general.

Hey guys, this is Vincent, and I’m a long time first time. Okay, let me get right to the point and see if you all have some good advice for me.

So, I went on a dinner date with a new girl I’m seeing and as soon as she took her first bite of food she moaned out loud how good it was. I laughed out loud and she laughed too but it continued throughout each course. Then I realized that this is just how she eats, she’s a moaner. I’m not going to say it turned me off but it was a little embarrassing after a while. I wanted to bring it up after dinner and ask if she always eats like that but I didn’t want to make her feel self-conscious.

So, should I try one more dinner date to see if it’s an isolated incident or bring it up when I call her today?

Signed, Vincent




Hailing for the Pacific Northwest, Jason McCollim has been a fixture in the rock radio world since 2001. Jason and his wife, along with their pups, have called Southern Colorado home since 2015. A former sheriffs office K9 Search and Rescue... Read more


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